ASHLEYS FUCKING PICTURE OKAY?
(Former user DaltonFightClub- posted with permission)
I am pissing.
Ashley-“Can we do awkward prom?”
And as he leaned in to pull ashely in front of him she said “oh no no-” AND TURNED HIM AROUND and he was SO CONFUSED OH GOD.
The staff was cracking up and this was officially the best.
Justin Timberlake graduates college
the three basic food groups are actually mcdonalds, taco bell, and costco’s food samples
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect