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comewhatblackbird:

ASHLEYS FUCKING PICTURE OKAY? 

(Former user DaltonFightClub- posted with permission)

I am pissing. 

Ashley-“Can we do awkward prom?”
Darren- “okay???”

And as he leaned in to pull ashely in front of him she said “oh no no-” AND TURNED HIM AROUND and he was SO CONFUSED OH GOD.

The staff was cracking up and this was officially the best.

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake graduates college

itsthelesbiana:

 omg

bri is my perfect angel that’s all 

galifianafuck:

the three basic food groups are actually mcdonalds, taco bell, and costco’s food samples

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

doglets:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

pauliebleeker:

IM

FUXCKIN

CRYIN